Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Poppy Pins


"If Emo girl could do it, so could you!"

Uh...no. I've never even considered using the pin of a poppy for anything other than pinning said poppy to my shirt.

But now that you've put ideas into my head...

Linds, Hailey, Gabe, Kaeli? Were we responsible as freshmen? Say no. This is to discredit the rationale a...friend...of mine has behind delivering...things...to a grade nine. The buddy of his buddy. Not...that I would think he would ever call his friend 'buddy'...

If any teachers stumble upon this, I think I should...shoot myself? Yeah. Unoriginal me. Derek said I should have a gun. He has two, himself. Uh, no. Giving me a gun would not be the best of ideas...and I don't know how to properly use one, anyways.

Why don't I recall lighters and knives being mentioned in the school agendas? Laser pointers, yes. But not lighters and knives.

At least, according to Luke, knives are contraband (how I love that word). However, if none of the teachers even care (and most of the male population own one - at least one, in Derek's case), why are they contraband?

Just for the fun of it, this picture. I lack pictures in my blogs. Obviously, hopefully, not my picture. Though I assume mine and the one pictured here are both dollar-store quality laser pointers. I really don't know - ya see, I climbed into bed one night and sat down on a pointer. I think it was probably my brother's, but no one has said anything...

3 comments:

Aurum said...

Stephanie! Did you steal the lazer pointer from your brother? Tsk tsk. I bet if you read the agenda really closely (which no one does) it might be mentioned, if not it's because they think it's common knowlage not to bring knives or lighters. And untill Gabes birthday I didn't even know they let people are age by lighters. Us responsible as freshmen? No, reason, we were never men. But we were more well behaved then some people (at some times). And the Poppy Pins and Emo girl, I don't get it.

gabe said...

I Think I get it to a certain degree, but I wouldn't explain, just in case I am wrong.

The term "freshmen" is a generalized term, which includes both men and women.

Knives are contraband because they think some nitwit might decide to knive somebody. Yah, that is sorta pointless. Pocket knives are teeny. If someone wanted to knive somebody, I am sure they would just bring a knife anyway.

Anonymous said...

According to the school agenda, you may not possess on school property:
-Cigarettes (Lighters are an extension of this)
-Alcohol
-Drugs (legal ones are ok but you can't share them, stupid irresponsible gr 9s)
-Cell phones
-Firecrackers
-Laser Pointers
-A weapon (Knives!)
-And lastly, Porn
Even that was a bowlderized version so I think you have a ways to go before you have properly built up a contraband collection